Gaspar's Grotto
1805 E 7th Ave.
Ybor City
(813) 248-5900
This “notorious pirate bar”—you know, if you want to do Gaspy every weekend—has a glorious outdoor stage for locals to rock, with a brick archway serving as the backdrop. If there’s no live music around, definitely head inside and grab a legendary Ybor Cuban sammy, or if you know and bring 40 people, the chefs will slow roast an entire pig for you. No shit.